The Daily Telegraph's headline is a little tongue-in-cheek, but it suggests that if you are destitute, regular meals and a few English lessons make prison a lot less awful.
It is heartening to read that children in Camp Iguana, the lower-security camp for juveniles next to Camp Delta, are being treated well. (Here's hoping that this is an accurate report and not Stockholm Syndrome.) It is not heartening to read of kids scooped up off the street and held for a year or more before their parents know if they are dead or alive.
I had a good time at Guantanamo, says inmate: An Afghan boy whose 14-month detention by US authorities as a terrorist suspect in Cuba prompted an outcry from human rights campaigners said yesterday that he enjoyed his time in the camp.
Mohammed Ismail Agha, 15, who until last week was held at the US military base in Guantanamo Bay, said that he was treated very well and particularly enjoyed learning to speak English. …
In a first interview with any of the three juveniles held by the US at Guantanamo Bay base, Mohammed said: “They gave me a good time in Cuba. They were very nice to me, giving me English lessons.”
Mohammed, an unemployed Afghan farmer, found the surroundings in Cuba at first baffling. After he settled in, however, he was left to enjoy stimulating school work, good food and prayer.
“At first I was unhappy … For two or three days [after I arrived in Cuba] I was confused but later the Americans were so nice to me. They gave me good food with fruit and water for ablutions and prayer,” he said yesterday in Naw Zad, a remote market town in southern Afghanistan close to his home village and 300 miles south-west of Kabul, the capital.