The headline in the print version of the Herald says it all: “Man With Bad Headache Learns His Wife Shot Him”; the online version's headline is less funny.
A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head.
St. Lucie County sheriff's deputies initially thought Michael Eugene Moylan had been hit by a stray bullet, but later realized the couple's story did not match up, Sheriff Ken Mascara said.
April Moylan, 39, was arrested Tuesday night and charged with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, Mascara said. Moylan was being held in jail.
I can hear the jokes already…
Moylan … was … charged with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon
And what standing, I ask you, does a convicted felon have to charge her with that!