Monthly Archives: September 2010

I have Been ReBadged

In addition to teaching I have for the past few years carried a semi-administrative responsibility to be a general faculty resource — to do stuff to help colleagues with their research. The fun part is reading draft papers (although I'm terribly behind at the moment because my energy levels are still not back to normal). The boring parts are compiling information that may be useful for people and writing memos about them, or doing various administrative stuff to foster interdisciplinary cooperation.

Some places call this function “Research Dean” or “Assistant Dean for Research” or something like that. We've never given it a decanal title, which is good, as I never want to be a Dean (shame about the decanal budget, though). Until this week, the job was called “Director of Faculty Development” which was a pretty horrible title, one that sounded like a fund-raising post. I never liked it. Now the job remains unchanged, but has been re-named “Coordinator of Faculty Research” which is less bad, but still a little creepy as it sounds as if I could actually tell someone what to do research on, which of course I cannot and would not want to do.

Finding a name that accurately reflects the enabling but non-directive nature of the post is difficult. When the Dean proposed changing the title, I suggested “Faculty Research Guru” but apparently I'm the only person who finds that funny. Booster, Stimulator, Invigorator, Promoter, Facilitator, all have worse connotations than “Coordinator”, suggesting respectively PR, electroshock, a need to combat morbidity, Florida land deals, and those folks who run a certain type of meeting. So I'm a “Coordinator” until and unless someone comes up with a better word.

The rebadging comes along with the appointment of colleague Frank Valdes to be the first “Coordinator of Junior Faculty Development”. I'm still going to be doing whatever I can for junior faculty, but now there will be two of us — a good thing as the number of people teaching here who do not have tenure is suddenly very large: add up the untentured tenure track, the clinical people who haven't yet progressed to long-term contracts, and our new bumper crop of a dozen or so writing instructors, and you're looking at more than twenty people, certainly more than I can handle alone, especially in my current improving but still low-wattage state. Junior faculty will thus be able to pick either, both, or neither of us to read their papers or give them advice. And those who pick both to read their work may get usefully divergent advice.

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Beware of the Dog-Napper

Every political candidate knows not to upset cat-lovers. Now we get a chance to find out how powerful dog-lovers are. It seems that GOP Attorney General candidate Pam Bondi, recent recipient of the coveted Sarah Palin primary endorsement, has a dog problem:

As Bondi runs for attorney general, bitterness over dog lingers:

… Bondi may be best known for a custody battle over a St. Bernard.

Her 16-month fight with the Louisiana family that lost the dog after Hurricane Katrina played out on CNN, Fox News and the pages of People magazine. Then a Hillsborough prosecutor, she accused the family of neglecting the dog. Steve and Dorreen Couture and their two grandchildren wanted their dog back and resented Bondi for keeping him.

Ultimately, the Coutures had to file a lawsuit to get their dog back, and the case settled only just before it went to trial. The terms of the deal were confidential, but Bondi agreed to give the St. Bernard back to the Coutures, and supposedly offered to provide the dog with food and medication for life. Plus she was said to have promised to visit the dog occasionally. The Coutures said they would keep in touch with Bondi and send her dog photos.

But three years later, the Coutures have little good to say about their former foe. Moreover, they say, she never kept her promise.

“She was going to take care of him for the rest of his life and supply him with food and medicine,” Dorreen Couture said recently from her rebuilt home in New Orleans. “She did for the first few months. After that, she was supposed to have her first visitation that September and she canceled.”

Contact dwindled after that, Couture said. And the Coutures didn't reach out to Bondi, either.

“Why should I?” Couture said. “She stole my dog.”

This is the sort of anecdote that can define a candidate. Remember Mitt Romeny's Cruel Canine Vacation? Now the meme may be Pam Bondi 'stole my dog'.

What I want to know is whether people in dog suits will dog her campaign appearances…

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Google’s Fullerine

If you hurry, you can see a fun “spherical fullerene” substituting for Google's second “o” at today's Google Japan.

You can actually twirl the molecule when you place your cursor over Google's second “o”.

This will only be on today (Japan time) — the day when Fullerene, C60. was discovered.

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More Bad News for David Rivera

The Reid Report: Former donor files FEC complaint against David Rivera.

Previously: This Could Be an Interesting Lawsuit (7/28/10).

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There’s a Story Here Somewhere

These two emails were sent about two hours and twenty minutes apart. I could have endured a little bit more explanation in the second one.

Email #1:

from UM Police

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS E-MAIL

 

 

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Crime Alert

CORAL GABLES CAMPUS

September 2, 2010

 

On September 2, 2010 at approximately 1:15 P.M. two black males attempted to rob the Sbarro’s at the University Center, 1306 Stanford Drive.  No weapons were displayed.  The subject fled without any property. 

 

Subject 1:  RACE:  B            SEX:  M          AGE:  Early 20’s.

WEIGHT:  6′ 0’     HEIGHT:  190                        EYES:  Brown   HAIR: Black

Last Seen Wearing: Black T-shirt, White shorts with dark blue stripe and light blue trim, black sock and white sneakers.

 

Subject 2: Race:  B   SEX:  M          AGE:  Early 20’s

WEIGHT:  5’8″      HEIGHT:  140                        EYES:  Brown   HAIR: Black

Last Seen Wearing:  Black cap, black tank top shirt, long dark shorts, black sneakers with light blue trim.

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– Report all emergencies immediately by calling 911.

– Report all suspicious activity immediately by calling (305) 284-6666.

– To request a UM Police safety escort, call 305-284-6666 or use any blue light telephone.

– Visit the UMPD website for personal safety information.

– Visit the UMPD website for more information on self-defense programs.

 

www.miami.edu/police

 

Post this alert as necessary to keep our community informed.

 


Email #2:

from UM Police

Do not reply to this message

 

 

 

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Crime Alert Update

 

CORAL GABLES CAMPUS

September 2, 2010

 

Police investigation of the robbery attempt at the University Center Sbarro’s at approximately 1:15 p.m. on September 2, 2010 has resulted in the identification of the subjects.  It has been determined that no crime has been committed.

 

Also note that due to a listserv issue a previous crime alert dated April 20, 2010 was sent in error.  Please disregard that message.

 

 

– Report all emergencies immediately by calling 911.

– Report all suspicious activity immediately by calling (305) 284-6666.

– To request a UM Police safety escort, call 305-284-6666 or use any blue light telephone.

– Visit the UMPD website for personal safety information.

– Visit the UMPD website for more information on self-defense programs.

 

www.miami.edu/police

 

Post this alert as necessary to keep our community informed.

 

 

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