Monthly Archives: November 2012

This Has Potential

The announcement states that the New Zealand government seeks to hire a Senior Epistemologist :

Your role will be to brief the Prime Minister and other senior Cabinet Ministers on the uncertainty underpinning all of human existence, especially the uncertainty of managing departments and being accountable for their performance in a universe that cannot be proved to be real.

As Senior Epistemologist you will have responsibilities across – but not limited to – the following areas:

  • Did unemployment rise in the last quarter? How can anyone prove it did, and if they can, doesn’t that proof require an additional proof, and so on into infinity? You will play a key role in communicating the meaninglessness of negative economic statistics to the New Zealand public.
  • You will co-ordinate junior epistemologists and other communications staff to disprove the existence of various events, statements, official reports, statistical findings and scientific facts as the role requires.

Sadly, it’s just a joke. But the more you think of it, the more you can see a place for such people not just in government, but major media.

Spotted via Leiter.

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Cute Election-Day Web App

The NYT offers 512 Paths to the White House — a cute online app in which you choose how you think key swing states will come out and it tells you what other states the candidates have to get in order to win.

Give Romney Florida, and Obama Ohio, and then see just how many states Romney still needs to win. Basically if Obama takes Virginia OR Wisconsin plus any one of NC, Colorado, Iowa, Nevada, New Hampshire, he wins (except that New Hampshire + Wisconsin is a tie, which means the House will pick Romney).

A little morning fun, and a way to keep track as the results come in. Spotted via Talk Left.

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Miami Heat Stars on Voting

LeBron James: “It’s an important time for everyone. It’s important for young people to understand how important it is to vote, to have that right. There was a time where [African-Americans] didn’t have the right to vote. There was a time that women, especially, didn’t have the right to vote. It’s your time. People should understand that and be responsible about it.”

Dwyane Wade: “It was very important for me to just have the ability to do it. It’s a privilege to be out there to vote. You want to make sure that you have some kid of voice or say, whether it’s one vote or not. If you can use any of your celebrity to bring people out, you do that.”

Chris Bosh: “People died for that, the right to vote. Doing our ancestors — our grandmothers and grandfathers — due diligence by going out and exercising our right as a citizen, it’s important. People come from other countries to participate, to vote, so their kids can do that. Anytime somebody is active politically and in the community, it’s always a good thing.”

via ESPN

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Hello Europe

A quick trawl at my latest billing statement for hosting services from Amazon Cloudfront (they serve all the graphics for this blog) reveals that I’m sending about 2/3 as many bytes to the EU region as to the North American region. In comparison Japan + Asia Pacific together make up only about 10% the volume of Europe.

That EU traffic cannot all be bots. There must be human readers in that group. If you happen to be one of them, I invite you to tell me a little about yourself, if you are willing. Please feel free to write in languages other than English if that would make you more comfortable. (This standing invitation also applies of course to readers from everywhere else also.)

I was drawn to look at the usage report because the cost of Cloudfront seemed to have increased almost 50% this month — all the way up to 60 cents.

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Early Voting Wait Times Longer than Ever

This bodes ill for election day. Wait times as high as six hours, and most about four hours. From Election Wait Times at 1:09 pm today:

Location

Wait Time
(Hr:Min)

Last Updated

Aventura Government Center
19200 West Country Club Drive

3:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

City of Miami – City Hall
3500 Pan American Drive

3:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Coral Gables Library
3443 Segovia Street

4:30

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Coral Reef Library
9211 SW 152nd Street

5:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Elections Dept. (SOE Main Office)
2700 NW 87th Avenue

6:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Florida City – City Hall
404 West Palm Drive

5:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

John F Kennedy Library
190 West 49th Street

4:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Kendall Branch Library
9101 SW 97th Avenue

4:30

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Lemon City Library
430 NE 61st Street

3:30

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Miami Beach City Hall
1700 Convention Center Drive

4:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Miami Lakes Public Library
6699 Windmill Gate Road

3:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Model City Library (Caleb Center)
2211 NW 54th Street

5:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

North Dade Regional Library
2455 NW 183rd Street

5:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

North Miami Public Library
835 NE 132nd Street

4:30

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

North Shore Branch Library
7501 Collins Avenue

3:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

South Dade Regional Library
10750 SW 211th Street

5:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

Elections Dept. (Stephen P. Clark Center)
111 NW 1st Street

4:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

West Kendall Regional Library
10201 Hammocks Blvd.

4:30

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

West Dade Regional Library
9445 SW 24th Street

4:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

West Flagler Branch Library
5050 West Flagler Street

4:00

Nov 03 2012
01:09 PM

At Coral Gables library this morning, the line went 3/4 of the way around the very long block. I bet it’s longer now.

UPDATE: the 2:08 results below the fold. Note that now the longest wait time is ‘only’ five and a half hours … but the shortest wait time is up to three hours, and there’s precious little of that.

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Lies and the Lying Liars Who Profit From Them

Rick Perlstein’s The Long Con: Mail-order conservatism suggests that lying in part of the DNA of the right-wing political movement.

I have a knee-jerk distrust of arguments (especially around election time) that seem so nakedly calculated to reinforce liberal biases, but the source commands some respect, and it is based on some research. Perlstein is the author of Nixonland, one of the rare truly great books about Nixon and his times. (Two other great Nixon books I’ve read are William Safire’s Before the Fall and Garry Wills’s Nixon Agonisties.) His piece is worth a read, and I say that as someone who pretty much stopped reading Crooks & Liars a couple of weeks ago because the constant theme about how absolutely everything the GOP does is dishonest started feeling tiresome and shrill. (I wouldn’t go over 50%, see how moderate I am!) Perlstein, though, is plausible and palatable:

It’s time, in other words, to consider whether Romney’s fluidity with the truth is, in fact, a feature and not a bug: a constituent part of his appeal to conservatives. The point here is not just that he lies when he says conservative things, even if he believes something different in his heart of hearts—but that lying is what makes you sound the way a conservative is supposed to sound, in pretty much the same way that curlicuing all around the note makes you sound like a contestant on American Idol is supposed to sound.

In part the New York Times had it right, for as much as it’s worth: Romney’s prevarications are evidence of simple political hucksterism—“short, utterly false sound bites,” repeated “so often that millions of Americans believe them to be the truth.” But the Times misses the bigger picture. Each constituent lie is an instance pointing to a larger, elaborately constructed “truth,” the one central to the right-wing appeal for generations: that liberalism is a species of madness—an esoteric cult of out-of-touch, Europe-besotted ivory tower elites—and conservatism is the creed of regular Americans and vouchsafes the eternal prosperity, security, and moral excellence of God’s chosen nation, which was doing just fine before Bolsheviks started gumming up the works.

Perlstein makes a convincing case that lying is a core part of how the permanent campaign class of the GOP, from Richard Viguerie to NewsMax to Anne Coulter, milks its base. Where we may part company, though, is when he also argues that this is how the elite in the GOP rolls, pointing to what he calls a “curious fact”:

—for all the objections that conservatives have aired over Romney’s suspect purity in these last months, not one prominent conservative has made Romney’s dishonesty part of the brief against him.

Is that right? It seems to me that the Eleventh Commandment broke down quite badly in the primaries. Consider this video:

Some of the right-wing spin machine are probably in it just for the money; but that’s probably the case with most long-running political movements. Some others are true believers, whether well-informed or prisoners of the self-referential epistemology that Perlstein points us to. Some of the billionaire funders may be operating on self-interest rightly understood. And some of the above are Straussians, actualizing the philosophy that the way to talk to — to lead — the masses is to lie to them. Romney doesn’t come off sounding like like a true believer, which is odd as his policies surely serve his self interest. That invites us to place him in another one of the categories. Perlstein says Romney is lying because that is what his backers expect. I suppose it could be, as Perlstein’s account would lead us to believe, that Romney’s lie parade is some dog-whistle style pitch to fellow Straussian would-be overlords, but if so it’s certainly not being done with much finesse, nor despite a generally stenographic mainstream press does it seem to have wowed the voters.

I hope.

[Instant Update: fixed the title of Safire’s book!]

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