On a Roll

The Onion is on a roll today. I knew these stories were ‘fake’ but alas they are also too true:

• Trump Thanks United Nations For Inviting Him To Their Country
• Nikki Haley: ‘The U.S. Will No Longer Sit Idly By While Iran Continues To Exist’
• Everyone At U.N. Watching Trump Speak Can’t Believe They Used To Consider U.S. A Superpower

And this non-UN one too: Experts Say Puerto Rico Still Extremely Vulnerable To Future U.S. Government.