Times may be tough, but at least we have The Onion’s biting headlines:
- GOP Urges End Of Quarantine For Lifeless Bipedal Automatons That Make Economy Go
- Restless Trump Can’t Believe He Stuck Inside With Nothing To Do But Be President
- Coronavirus Forces Landlord To Cut Back On Taking Care Of Building From 1 To 0 Hours A Week
- Self-Isolated Woman Going So Crazy She’s Started Talking To Her Spouse
…and my current favorite…
