It seems amazing, but one of the Senate candidates in Pennsylvania genuinely has a track record of killing puppies.
It puts me in mind of this 2008 Maryland Senate ad in which the (ultimately losing) candidate tried to make fun of attack ads against him by invoking his love for … puppies.
Somehow I remembered it with more puppies, though…
And then, of course, there was this one too:
Warnock won, and it wasn’t even his dog.