Category Archives: Completely Different

Joke Making the Rounds

Posted on March 1, 2022 by Michael Froomkin

A lawyer, a TV star, and a war hero walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What can I get you, President Zelensky?”

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It’s Hot Here

Posted on August 14, 2021 by Michael Froomkin

One of the finalists in this week’s New Yorker cartoon caption contest is close to the bone:

“I know how you feel. This used to be Florida.”
Michael Migliaccio, Croton-on-Hudson, N.Y.

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Pros and Cons of Mandatory COVID Vaccination Rules

Posted on July 28, 2021 by Michael Froomkin

America’s Finest News Source investigates and offers this list:

Pros

  • Fake vaccination cards very lucrative business opportunity
  • Good way to keep HR department busy for a few months
  • Would saves millions of innocent profits
  • Always fun to piss off Eric Clapton
  • Surely there’s at least some benefit in taking rudimentary public health measures

Cons

  • Cruise ships more exciting when there a public health threat on board
  • Could cripple America’s burgeoning ventilator industry
  • Just came up with new argument about how this is related to Holocaust
  • Waste of perfectly good needles intended for intravenous opiate use
  • Violates deeply held American values of recklessly endangering others

I suppose we could add some items, but it’s a start.

Needle photo ©torange.biz and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License Creative Commons License .

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Gotta Love It

Posted on November 19, 2020 by Michael Froomkin

Those federal judges on the Southern District of Texas have a sense of humor — and a couple of them can really belt it out:

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My Son is a Hero?

Posted on November 16, 2020 by Michael Froomkin

Apparently, according to the German government, as revealed in this video, at least one of my sons is a hero:

(Hat tip: Crooks & Liars.)

Maybe we need to create the Order of the Sofa?

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It’s Onion Time!

Posted on November 6, 2020 by Michael Froomkin

At times like these, we need America’s Finest News SourceTM:

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