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More on Justice Brown

Prof. Bainbridge has a comments to the original Brown item here.

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Justice Janice R. Brown In Her Own Words

The blogosphere is getting very distracted by the Lochner tangent to the Janice Brown confirmation battle. Eric Muller injects some sense into that debate.

But forget about Lochner for a minute. The technical merits and demerits of that decision are the wrong debate. Read the whole speech in which the Lochner passage is only a small part. Jon Roland has HTMLized it: “A Whiter Shade of Pale”: Sense and Nonsense—The Pursuit of Perfection in Law and Politics, delivered to the The Federalist Society at University of Chicago Law School (April 20, 2000).

You should read the whole thing to get its true flavor. Justice Brown believed that the United States in 2000 was on the brink of collectivism, in the grips of a slave mentality in which the unthinking (led by Marxist academicians, of course) are just itching to surrender their liberty for the opiate of socialism exemplified by the New Deal—the great error in our history. And, oh yes, the family is being destroyed by bureaucrats, or by feminine reliance on the state [please note that Justice Brown clearly doesn't just mean AFDC, where there might be something to the claim…she means a substantial proportion of the women who voted for Clinton].

But fear not, “it is too soon to despair. … We must get a grip on what we can and hold on. Hold on with all the energy and imagination and ferocity we possess. Hold on even while we accept the darkness. We know not what miracles may happen; what heroic possibilities exist. We may be only moments away from a new dawn.” That would be a new ultra-libertarian, anti-collectivist (defined as “regulation”) dawn, apparently. Which is of course why some folks fixated on the Lochner point.

There does come a point where, however smart they may be, a person is so far outside of the mainstream that they really shouldn't be a federal judge. This speech persuaded me that Justice Brown is out there, well past that point. And this despite the cool Procol Harum references.

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The Greatest UCC Cartoons in the History of the World

Cool dudeMy colleague William H. Widen is not your typical law professor. For one thing he practiced commercial and corporate law at Cravath, Swaine & Moore from 1984 to 2001, spending more than a decade of that time as a partner. Most law professors have some practice experience, but few have as much as that. For another thing, he has a wicked taste in movies, and wild taste in aphorisms (is it true that “business law is about as complicated as Donkey Kong”?). And did I mention he's pretty slick at programming interesting web sites on the Uniform Commercial Code? Including one that invites students to play a game he designed called Ultimate Commercial Code! [Admittedly there he has the advantage of being married to serious techie.] And, to top it off, he's fascinated by the Uniform Commercial Code, a subject most law professors do not necessarily find scintillating. In fact, he's so fascinated that it's almost contagious.

Then there are his cartoons, “Tales From The Code.” I think it's safe to call these the Greatest UCC Cartoons in the History of the World, if only because they are probably the only Uniform Commercial Code cartoons in the history of the world. But if there was another UCC cartoon or two, these are funnier. Start with Episode One. Beware, though. You might learn something.

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Leaks About Leaking Investigation

Much of the most interesting news today was nowhere near the front page of my paper. One of these was the buried item, Senior Federal Prosecutors and F.B.I. Officials Fault Ashcroft Over Leak Inquiry, which appeared on page A16 of the national edition of the New York Times.

Mostly it's a bunch of near-gossip, albeit firmly based on prosecutorial experience: people in charge of investigations that touch their bosses and friends usually suffer, even when they don't screw it up accidentally or on purpose. Recusals protect more than the investigation — they also protect the person with the conflict from accusations. So the professional prosecutors and mid-level politicals in Justice are worried that either Ashcroft will do something bad, or he won't and still get unfairly blamed for it. Either way, the unamed sources think it would be better to get him out of the picture.

There is, however, one smoking gun here. Inexplicably you have to read to the end of the story to find it.

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Today’s Overbroad Patent Story

Because my weather report in the left column is not customized for every user, I feel pretty confident that it's not covered by the latest over-the-top Microsoft patent. So, the scare headline over at Slashdot: Microsoft patents your local weather report, is slightly exaggerated—but only slighlty. This does seem like a radically over-broad patent. There must surely be tons of prior art on per-user customization using state information

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