Dwayne Wade, Miami’s (ever so slightly faded) star basketball player, has been wrestling with whether to retire, or to play one more season. The team wanted Wade, both because he’s still valuable and because he’ll give the fans some excitement in what otherwise might not be a very exciting season.
So this afternoon, Wade announced his decision, and did it in a manner that couldn’t be more different from the way that his former teammate LeBron James announced his Decision to ‘take his talents to South Beach’.
Here’s how Dwayne Wade did it: